Hey! Hey! Hey! Where did you go?!?!

For those of you who were wondering why I was off grid the last 2 weeks, it was because I was recovering from hemorrhoid surgery. 🥺

And.... as you can imagine…. it was a major pain in the ass! 😝

The only silver lining was being handed the glorious opportunity to make that pun. 😉

All kidding aside, thank you to everyone who wished me well during this time. Rest assured, even though I had a hemorrhoidectomy, I'm still the same smart ass you've grown to love!

Okay, I'll stop now. 😁

I still don't have a tagline for “signing off.” I figured I use this opportunity to try out Substack's “threads” feature, so if you have an idea for a sign off phrase, please leave a comment. 💬

Until next time, thank you for your support!

In solidarity,

Michael

✊❤️☮️🌹🐦